Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'