Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.

I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.