You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.