Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Let's get up here before we get killed!

I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.