If I had blood, I'd blush.
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.