The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."
This man dresses like an unmade bed.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"