"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like it up here? The priest says, If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini? Yes. Rosary, get the bishop a martini!
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.