The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.