I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"