A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.