2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.

I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.