On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.