Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."