My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
Take my wife... Please!