That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."