In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
Henny YoungmanPayday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.
Henny YoungmanIf my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
Henny Youngman