What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.