Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"