If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
If I had blood, I'd blush.
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.