His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?