I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"