You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.