A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
This man dresses like an unmade bed.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!