I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.