"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.