I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.