Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.