Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.