My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!