A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

The more I think of you, the less I think of you.