A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

Take my wife... Please!

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"