If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."