I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.