The more I think of you, the less I think of you.

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."