He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"

During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.

I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.

If I had blood, I'd blush.

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.