He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.

In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.