My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?