A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"
I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.