You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?