The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?