2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.