My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
In high school football, the coach kept me on the bench all year. On the last game of the season, the crowd was yelling, We want Youngman! We want Youngman! The coach says, Youngman - go see what they want!
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.