My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?

Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.