Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
If I had blood, I'd blush.