My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.
A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.