My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.

My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.