The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.