My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.