A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.