Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?