Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.