Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.