My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'