My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.