When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.