This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.

Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.