Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.