A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"