Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"