Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

Take my wife... Please!

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.

There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.