She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.