The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.

The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!