I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"

Let's get up here before we get killed!

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?