A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
Let's get up here before we get killed!
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.