Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"
Let's get up here before we get killed!
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?