Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.