Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

Let's get up here before we get killed!

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!