I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
Let's get up here before we get killed!
My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!