A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.