College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"

Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"

In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.