The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.
I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.