She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.

"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.