She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"

Let's get up here before we get killed!

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

In high school football, the coach kept me on the bench all year. On the last game of the season, the crowd was yelling, We want Youngman! We want Youngman! The coach says, Youngman - go see what they want!

I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...

When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.