Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!