Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"