I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.