My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.

I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!