A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?