The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.

I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.

My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.

I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?