I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.