I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
If I had blood, I'd blush.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.