I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.