Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"

A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"

My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.

2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.