My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.