Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.