My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"