Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."