A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.