He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.
I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!"
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.