How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.