How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.