I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"