That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?