Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!