If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.