My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.