A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.
I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.