Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.