He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.