My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.