This man dresses like an unmade bed.

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.