My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"