She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.

We aim to please... You aim too, please.

A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?

My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.