My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
Take my wife... Please!
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O