She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.

During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.