I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.

I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...