A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.