Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.