A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"