My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.