The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.