My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"