My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"

On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.