My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.

A little man is running a jewelry store. A man runs in saying, Okay, take my watch, put on a new band, install a new battery, clean the case, install a new crystal, and tune it up. I will be back in a half hour for it. Thanks! and runs out the door. The little jeweler says, C-C-C-Come in?

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.