I live about four muggings from Central Park.
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?