My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

A man calls a lawyer's office. The phone is answered, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz. The man says, Let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. I'm sorry, he's on vacation. Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. He's on a big case, not available for a week. Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. He's playing golf today. Okay, then, let me talk to Mr. Schwartz. Speaking.

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.