I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.
Take my wife... Please!
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"