Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.