There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."