If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".

Take my wife... Please!

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!