If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.

I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.

I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.