His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".

We aim to please... You aim too, please.

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.

If I had blood, I'd blush.

Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?

On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?