I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.