Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
What is a home without children? Quiet.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.