I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!