The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"

I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.

Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.