He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."