When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".